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thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

If life was like school

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kardashiane:

so i was trying to google that scene in pirates of the caribbean where jack and will are walking underwater with the rowboat over their heads cause it looks cool and i wanna try it

but the thing is i googled “boat scene in pirates of the caribbean”

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nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

But it’s on Easter

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undefyinq:

imagine having Ellen Degeneres as your grandma

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shutupmerlin:

My new favourite thing to do on the internet when I’m bored is to go onto IMDB, look up perfectly innocent movies, and read the Parents Guide 

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aristocats… so hardcore

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Dora the Explorer really pushing the limits

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I found my roommate’s twitter…

egobus:

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wow i really got around on the second day of school

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i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

…I don’t even drink alcohol 

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i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 

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i don’t even have her number????????????

Hahahahaha

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